After nearly six months of my association with JAVA and his family, all I can say is that my knowledge is expanding and I’ve decided to share this hard-earned knowledge. FREE OF COST (proving yet again that the best things in life are for free.)
**Concentrating more on interview questions.
What is a well-formed xml document?
An xml document that is formed well is called a well-formed xml document.
What is a valid xml?
An xml document that is not invalid is called a valid xml document.
One similarity between eXtensible markup language and Hyper Text markup Language?
Both are markup languages.
What is a stateful bean?
A bean that is full of state is known as stateful bean.
What is a stateless bean?
A session bean that has no state is called a stateless bean.
If you’re wondering what a BEAN is…
Go back to KG.
What is the difference between Java beans and Enterprise java beans?
Enterprise.
What is JSP?
A 3-letter word never to be found in your dictionary.
What is the difference between web server and application server?
Don’t tell me you can’t see the difference. It is soooo obvious.
What is garbage collection?
You would be knowing better :P
What are user-defined exceptions?
Exceptions that are defined by the user.
What is their purpose?
User can happily define exceptions.
What is HOT deployment?
*Blushing*
What are cookies?
Cookies are small, flat-baked treat, usually round, containing milk, flour, eggs, and sugar, etc
Can you write a simple java program?
SIMPLE JAVA PROGRAM.
** Vinay, Thanks for the title!
P.S - If clover is reading this... lemme know your name and city, your blogs are private :( :P
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52 comments:
wow...
1st comment to make sure i was first!! :D
welcome for the title...
wow...java is very humorous...!! :D
i would have said the same...!!
lolz i know, you are the queen's onion vinay ;)
like chechu, like onion :D
lol..rotfl ..depression days over? goody!
haan farah!! dikh raha hai na, depression :D :D
:)) Java Queen is really humourous! Maybe she's the Java court Jester!!
Nice to see you back making fun again and esp about java! We share a common dislike there!
:)
am glad you learned so many things in just 6 months
gr8 div.....So can i have a xerox of this .....anyway SATYAM wud love to see this peice of work.....mail this to satyam they will give u jng date within 5 days....
@shrav
correction- java is humorous ;)
dislike? i LOVEEEEEE java shrav :P
@lena
donno what to say! i failed :(
@box
lolz :D :D sure box, u can have the xerox copy... free of cost :P i dont charge u like how naresh does :P
failed? as in what?
failed to make u smile!! :(
i smiled :)
Rotfl!
I thought this would be one boring sa Java ki katha!..but LOL..mazza aa gaya!
All the answers were witty types..and tooo good! :D
PS-you know when will Sammy be back? :(
@crstal
hmmm dont tell me you know what java is! at ur age i did not :(
@p.s - in a week or so... any message for her?
lol i thot u r gonna take a java class out here..par tu mahaan hai devi..divya..lol
@pj
oye ladki, yeh java class hi tho hai? huh!! theek se pad :P :P future me kaam aayega :P
haha.. java bongs us... and it really bonged me down... :) COOL ONE
haaan padh liya re par toone woh funny element bhi toh daala hai..java funny nahi hota...
aur mein fiture ki chinta abhi kyun karu abhi hi bahut zyaada troubles hai lyf mein...lol
:P
looks like someone is studyin too much over phone!! :P :P
@chriz
java interests me :P
@pj
good girl! mat le tension...bekaar hai ;)
@ankur
lolz phone phone phone...aapki zindagi tho bas phone pe hi chalti hogi...
p.s u r mad..lena wanted me to tell this to u :P
haan.... phone bina life kahan re.... :P :P
and yes.. i m MAD!!! ;)
tell her she is dumb!!! :P
and so r u!! ;)
:(
lolz aap khud ko bol rahe ho ya mujhe indirectly target ki ja rahi hai? :D :D
mujhe kuch bhi bol do lekin main apne janu ke khilaaf kuch nahi sun sakti :P
since when someone uses the language i dont understand?
i thot u have translators :P
since when we need translators to talk to each other?
janu u r not ur usual self today, am sorry!!
i thought you were leaving, dear..
anyways i dont think there is something you should be sorry about
kashtam!!!
:P
that was awsom.. the title surely make sense :-)
@arv
lol what is kashtam? :D
@sawan
*blushing*
Thanks :)
wow java is soo easy ...divz rite a boook for me :P..awesome :)..
urs..hemu..
Hmmmmm..
@hemz
really? shit i declared it free of cost, never thot it would be so much in demand :(
@indu
plz indu stop these hmmmmmmmmms :D
damn kewl!! especially these are the topics I'm kinda too good at right now and more importantly this was kinda how I pulled of a 23/25 this sem(despite being caught peeking into my record during a sessional and kicked out of the lab)!!! Similar answers!!! Bloody beans, can get so slimy at times!!!
That's actually one paper I submitted this sem: http://pranavsangfroid.blogspot.com/2008/10/distributed-systems-or.html - try reading it, gets funnier towards the end...
In all, had fun reading :)
I spy with my little eye,
someone rivalling my intelligence
I spam with my little bam
I spammeth a lotteth on this bloggetth
becausetth I liketh itth
@pranav
lolz bloody beans... am saying again, i love java.. plz dont speak a word against it :P LOL
wud drop by ur blog soon :) thanks for the comment :)
@deluded
LOL plz... dint i mention in some post of mine that spam msgs/comments/mails go straight into the bin :P
and about rivalling ur super intelligence, forgive me for this timne..would never attempt such a thing again..u is my guru :)
uhha!! GOTCHA!! As mentioned, I'm good at EJBs(good enough that I succeeded in teaching it to a small crowd!!), my reference was towards how addictive the whole idea of developing and deploying most of these server-side stuff can get... Slimy you know...sticky.
And who doesn't love something that's platform independent??!! :P
P.S. JAVA IS GOD OF PLs and people who deliver knowledge on JAVA are JAVA-GODS. And I always respect the JAVA-GODS. No offense what-so-ever!!! Anyways, see you when I see you... :)
@pranav
lol u wanted me to say - I HATE JAVA
dint u :P :P
I HATE IT.... I HATE IT ... I HATE IT :P
hehe... haan isliye mai apne aap ko kuch nahi bol raha hoon... (read ur lines!! :P )
just aapko hi target kar raha hoon!! :P
honestly!! I LOVE IT!! That's what's got me a job afterall!! truly!! I was asked EJBs in my interview (though I didn't know what they were then!!)
But fine, I get the essence. YOU HATE IT!!! ACCEPTED...
@ankur
hahaha... ankur.....
lena is janu :P :P
@pranav
and i hate it for the very opposite reason!
:P
where have u been placed btw?
once said cant be changed!!!! :P
u urself said it and i have the transcript saved!! ;)
lolzzz
ankur is dreaming
my janu was lena, is lena...will be lena :P
always
forever :P
i am not dreaming and neither have i said anything... :P :P
i m simply quoting u... what u said!! ;) :D :D
i never said :x
liar!
u just dont know how to READ ;)
liar... do u want me to present the evidence!!! :P :P
look whos talking!! :P
lolz
whoz interested in reading ur evidence :P :P
sounds like the misadventures of JAVA!!
cap gemini :)
This was all so funny. Though I no nothing about Java and if you ask me these questions, these are the answers you should expect from me.
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